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18, got a vagina, a horsefucker, blog contains spoilers and is nsfw as fuck. Have fun!

alma-the-midget:

thinking about your OTP more like

rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

(Source: stevesfriend)

alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: cosimaniehaus223)

104th Trainees Squad Character Traits: Eren Yeager + Selflessness 

carrionboy:

back to ikebukuro it is.

i realize the first picture makes it look like they’re all off holding a naked orgy somewhere. this is true. all your drrr otps just happened simultaneously. you’re welcome.

seriously, though, is anyone else violently excited for season 2?

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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(Source: cyberfricking)

fleshosphere:

Fill this out in my ask box! One point for every correct answer. Ten points total. I’ll reply with your total score!

First name:
Nickname:
Age:
Gender:
Sexual Orientation:

Nationality:
Relationship status:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Random fact:

BECAUSE I DON’T THINK THERE’S ANYONE CAN GET MORE THAN FOUR POINTS. AHAHAHAHAgods…

(Source: kanrose)

jellyworld:

Please let yourself be proud of small things. Please do that. Please allow yourself to get really excited about playing a video game well or sending an ask you were nervous about or letting a bug outside or peeling the whole orange in one try. Please get so excited about that. Please. That’s so cool I’m so glad you did it.

betweenawakeanddreaming:

shinjaninja:

domain-of-the-bored:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The greatest moment in cinematic history

Forever reblogging

(Source: genesis-bernkastel)

attackonmyfreefeels:

god damnit tabitha I’m busy

bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

(Source: adventurouscrime)

just-like-we-dreamed-it:

licoriceplease:

angelmojo:

do you ever notice how like, we have our own language for fanfic that only readers understand?

for example

“36k wip destiel hs au on ao3”

I can’t believe I understood all those words

oh my god

(Source: casterlyrox)